Professional Photographer in town Sunday-Thursday for Ad needs in Las Vegas, Nevada For Sale

I'll make this very simple:
I'm in town for a few meetings, and undoubtedly will have down time. I take beautiful photos and can essentially sell your very best not only in pics, but also in words (I can write a blurb for your advertisement that is enticing and suits your services). My fees are fully negotiable, and you will retain full access and rights to your photos (in other words, I won't keep them, publish them, or use them). I'm even happy to send them to you in an email, and delete them in front of you, if you're concerned in the slightest. Especially for those posting to backpage or CL or even for their own website, I can give you a range of looks that sell to different customers.
Basically, I'm a very rare, non-douchey photographer/writer that can help you. I'll be in town Sunday-Thurs, feel free to contact me for virtually any needs regarding photography/writing. Thanks!