las vegas cleaning services in Las Vegas, Nevada For Sale

I have been posting here in the personals as no one ever goes to the service section. Lol
Anyways, I started my own little one-woman business offering several services that I hope you could use.
#HOUSEKEEPING - I do general housekeeping , vacuuming, sweep and mop, dust, sanitizing and clean bathrooms and kitchen, starting at $30hour. If your interested in a twist. I can come clean in lingerie for $40hour or even topless for $50hour.
#PERSONAL ASSISTANT - run errands, organize your office, data entry, keep your schedule, answer phones, able to travel etc. I do offer these services also in lingerie or topless. Rates start from $30hour.
#EVENT COMPANION - spice up your event with a fun companion for socializing and company. Available for dinner, shows, business events, concert, shopping , travel etc I do not provide a sexual service its only companionship and good conversation. My rates are $20hour plus expenses
#TOUR GUIDE - Interesting places, walk the strip, see the dam, off the beaten path, etc..I do have a nice mini van.. Rates are $20hour plus gas.
ME- I am in my 40s, slender, tall, open-minded, friendly, love to travel, I don?t smoke or do drugs, I do drink socially only, outgoing, good head on my shoulders, reliable and mature. I look forward to hearing from you soon,